GAHHHHH SKINS 5 PREMIERE YES YES YES DANCEEEEEE

So…… Franky shows up in Bristol after all this shit goes down in Oxford and it’s gonna be a new start and THEN MOTHAFUCKIN’ BITCHES AT SCHOOL GET UP IN EVERYTHING AND RUIN STUFF AGAIN MEAN GIRLS STYLE. But Franky keeps it real and OH MY GOD I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE REST.

It’s the first day of school

then Franky has to arrive via mobility scooter cause of these evil schoolboys and crashes in and is all like

and Franky’s just tryin’ to stay outta the way

then there’s all these new bitches:

and at first they’re all nice and Mini’s like “Welcome to our world”

and then they give Franky some drugs and they all get high and trip out in a mall

and when they start to mess with Franky, Alo and Rich are like:

BUT then Franky’s past gets out and everyone flips shit and Franky pulls out a MOTHAFUCKIN’ GUN

while smokin’ a ciggy, of course

then this coo’ random kid shows up and Franky’s all like

but he convinces Franky to chill out

and I think they might have a thing in the future because of the credits:

but I think there might be a thing with Grace maybeeeeee? (Well, that’s what I’m hoping for anyways ‘cause they’re really good together)

and then Franky’s got a presentation in English:

and Franky does alright but then Grace tries too hard to be supportive and starts shouting “YES WE CAN”

and then more stuff happens with the bitch Mini and Franky’s all sad cause Mini says her mates can’t be shared

but Mini’s just a bitch and whenever she insults Franky, Grace and Liv are all like

but then Alo, Rich, and Grace kidnap Franky because Franky need to have a good time

and then eventually they all break into this pool and party and it’s awesome and I love Franky and yeahhh and it turns out Alo and Rich actually are kinda nice and wanna be mates with Franky and Grace is really sweet and and Franky’s all like “CHEERS, YOU FUCKERS”

and FRANKY DOESN’T CHANGE FOR ANY BITCHES

AND THIS IS SKINS GEN 3 YESSSSS

AIGHT. I’M DONE. GOOD NIGHT.